I'm an "As One"

	Duration: 04:28 minutes Upload Time: 07-03-11 10:22:33 User: wallyworld :::: Favorites
Description: All together now! Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me About YouTube About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Or maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub-cockle area Maybe in the liver Maybe in the kidneys Maybe even in the colon We don't know I'm just a regular joe With a regular job I'm your average white Suburbanite slob I like football, and porno, and books about war I've got an average house With a nice hardwood floor My wife, and my job My kids, and my car My feet on my table And a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested Oh no, no way, uh uhh No, I gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow In the ultra-fast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an "As One" (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an "As One" (he's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets And I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?" I'm an "As One" (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an "As One" (he's the worlds biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces While handicapped people Make handicapped faces I'm an "As One" (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an "As One" (he's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong... ... NAAAHHHHH! I'm an "As One" (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an "As One" (he's the world's biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado Convertible Hot pink! With whale skin hub caps An all-leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby At 115 miles per hour Getting one mile per gallon Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why! Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons Okay!? Russia, Germany, Romania They can have all the Democracy they want They can have a big Democracy cake walk Right through the middle of Tienaman Square And it won't make a lick of difference Because we got the bomb Okay!? John Wayne's not dead He's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke" And he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be I'm gonna get "The Duke" And John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin And Sam Peckinpah And a case of whiskey And drive down to Texas And- (Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole) Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal? You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole And it turns out it was him What an asshole! I'm an "As One" (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an "As One" (he's the worlds biggest asshole) A - SS - HO - LE! Everybody!! A - SS - HO - LE! I'm an "As One" asshole and proud of it!
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seleneah ::: Favorites yep it is! 07-07-27 17:16:30 _____________________________________________________
GYPSYTONIC ::: Favorites ok ..screw all this bullshit ..lets open the vlogs to more important and serious issues....like the alleged comming of new world order...the secret meetings of the bilderberg group...the illuminatis of the world ..the proposal of an all american union that would unite canada , the U.S. and mexico ...as the european union has already done...abolishing each countries soverenty...lets start a worldwide blog on this stuff..that is so much more useful than all this crap we are wasting time with !!! 07-06-26 07:22:28 _____________________________________________________
Tmnt0wnz ::: Favorites Omg hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhilarioussssssssssssssly funny!!! 07-06-25 09:27:02 _____________________________________________________
UchihaYashiro ::: Favorites Yeah awsome! 07-04-15 08:18:53 _____________________________________________________
wallyworld ::: Favorites It's a great song isn't it? 07-04-07 02:37:26 _____________________________________________________
UchihaYashiro ::: Favorites Hey Hey! You know, you really are an asshole! Why don't you just shut up and sing the song! LOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT PART 07-03-18 11:09:26 _____________________________________________________
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BrYanwithaY1986 ::: Favorites Where's "Cory's thread"? 07-03-18 00:17:48 _____________________________________________________
IanFleming007 ::: Favorites We got the nukes, ha ha ha! 07-03-17 22:13:32 _____________________________________________________
jx14aby ::: Favorites well there you have it. 07-03-17 18:39:13 _____________________________________________________
IanFleming007 ::: Favorites Yeah, we really need to thaw out John Wayne! 07-03-17 15:19:58 _____________________________________________________